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January

Tolls Upon the Heart

My mother once told me that one of the worst things about the death of someone you know is that the...
Mar 9th

I'll be working in the library

You get a wink and a smile if you can find me. My phone is on, but it had better be an emergency. ...
Mar 8th

Misunderstandings

Me: I picked a paragraph out of Car and Driver to demonstrate text that a computer might misinterpret. It had the sentence "I blew a tranny" in it.
Patrick: Nice.
Me: The class was with Professor ______.
Patrick: Ooooh ______ - I know him.
Me: Yeah, he looks like he blew a tranny.
Patrick: I don't think so.
Me: Totally, he wore the same pants for a week.
Patrick: I don't see how that applies.
Me: Well I don't think he could have walked all the way home to change.
Patrick: What? ...Ah.
Me: You see that I did there? (all dialogue loosely paraphrased)
Mar 1st